Friday Funsense: Girlie Wisdom

A friend of mine sent me an email recently that was just so funny.  Rather then forwarding it around I thought I would share it here in a new segment I am calling FUNSENSE.

I figure Fridays should be filled with Fun and what's more fun then sharing some silly nonsense.

so here it is my first installment of FUNSENSE called 

Girlie Wisdom

1-A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills....she has 14 kids 
but she doesn't really care.

2-One of life's mysteries is how a 2lb box of chocolate can make a woman gain 5 lbs!!!

3-My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely!!!

4-The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5-The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does!

6-The older you get, the tougher it is to loose weight, 
because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

7-Just when I was getting use to yesterday, along came today.

8-Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

9-I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together 
and setting fire to my panties.

10- Amazing! You can hang something in your closet for awhile, and it shrinks two sizes.

11-Skinny people irrate me especially when they say things like "You know sometimes I forget to eat".  Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat...you have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

12-The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him......(NOT ME!)

13-I read this article that says the typical symptoms of stress are eating to much, impulse buying and driving too fast....are they kidding?  
That's my idea of a perfect day!!!

Please do not be offended anyone this is meant to make us chuckle.

Hugs~